You know those Christmas stocking things you can get for your pets with a squeaky bone and some doggie nibbles and whatnot in them?

Well you can get one for the guitarist in your life too.

This is the JHS Christmas Stocking.

The solution to the question: what do you buy the guitarist who has everything?

Not really, but it is a reasonable gift for someone starting out down to road to guitar-based superstardom.  Or, indeed, a reasonable gift if you can’t afford that 1958 Les Paul that your guitarist-significant-other has been pining after.  Or, if you’re just to damn lazy to think of anything else.

Whatever.  You get a stocking-shaped bit of net crammed with strings, a capo, tuner, glass bottleneck, strap, spare instrument lead, peg-winder, and picks.

All for UK£49.99.

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus…