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Wine and David Coverdale’s Genitals

16 June 2010 Leave a comment


This post should probably be tagged as ‘huh?’

Whitesnake – they of the hair and the guitars and the crotches and the rock ballads and the Tawny Kitaen and whatnot – are releasing their own wine. Teaming up with Dennis de la Montanya, the ‘Snake boys are bringing you a zinfandel that David Coverdale himself describes as:

…a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness… I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies.

Is this love? … I believe it is …

Spicy essence of sexy, slippery snakeyness? Hot tub jollies? Try drinking a glass of this without thinking about David Coverdale’s penis or where he’s put it.

I might just have a beer.

Buy Whitesnake Zinfandel for US $29.95 at DLMWine.

Zinfandel, though. You’d think they’d have gone for a chardonnay.

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