Wine and David Coverdale’s Genitals
This post should probably be tagged as ‘huh?’
Whitesnake – they of the hair and the guitars and the crotches and the rock ballads and the Tawny Kitaen and whatnot – are releasing their own wine. Teaming up with Dennis de la Montanya, the ‘Snake boys are bringing you a zinfandel that David Coverdale himself describes as:
…a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness… I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies.
Is this love? … I believe it is …
Spicy essence of sexy, slippery snakeyness? Hot tub jollies? Try drinking a glass of this without thinking about David Coverdale’s penis or where he’s put it.
I might just have a beer.
Buy Whitesnake Zinfandel for US $29.95 at DLMWine.
Zinfandel, though. You’d think they’d have gone for a chardonnay.