Two new Epiphone competitions for all you greedy, competition geeks to enter.

First up, pop over to Epiphone and register to be in with a chance to win one of their new SST hybrid acoustic/electric guitars (left).  A chambered mahogany body and a spruce top with electrics from Shadow.  This is the steel string one.  Nice.

To win the SST, go to Epiphone.

Next up, Epiphone, Krank Amplification and RAZER (you have to do it all in uppercase – it’s the law) have teamed up to present the Big Rig Givaway.

By going the RAZER route, you can win an Epiphone Les Paul Standard and a Krank Rev SST amplifier head (the Krank SST is definitely no relation to the guitar mentioned above).

Second prize winner will get a, splendidly named, Krank Distortus Maximus guitar pedal.  Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, Distortus Maximus will have distortion, in this world or the next.

I should write copy for these guys.

Go.  Compete greedily and geekily.