Holy crap!

Are you so damn, bat-shit, guitar-crazy that you even think about guitars when you answer the call of nature?  If so, these might be just the thing for you.

Jon over at GuitarNoize found these and I can’t decide if they’re an interesting curiosity or the product of a deranged mind.  They’re from Jammin’ John’s and, as you can see, they’re toilet seats in the shape of guitars (he also does piano-shaped seats – bet Elton John as one in each of his nineteen bathrooms).  

If you’re a folkie, you can wedge your butt-cheeks into the acoustic seat to do your dirty, filthy business or if you’re more of a rocker, pop your axe-ass down on the Strat-like seat.

They’re not cheap – about $170 but Jammin’ John claims famous clients like Stephen Spielberg, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton and Waylon Jennings.  Can you imagine Dolly or Willie perched on one of these, squeezing out an Elvis-killer?

Nope, me neither (thankfully).

Still, if you’re mental about guitars (or just plain mental), maybe this will appeal.  Just keep the hell away from me.